JEEZ, PUDDING— I’m almost tempted to not give you your presents seeing how many people flooded your popular ass with them already but it’s too late… What’s done has been done, and in this case, I have already prepared all your gifts. [ / lets out a dramatic sigh before holding out this cake to you. ]

IT’S THE TURTLE DUDE— In cake form! (Let’s just not mention how creepy looking he is and just enjoy the sound of his shell cracking upon our teeth, shall we?)

Secondly, here’s what you asked for~

AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST, PREPARE FOR THE ULTIMATE SURPRISE OF YOUR LIFE… [ / grabs you by the wrist, slowly opening up the door to your room. ]

EXTREME MAKEROVER: BEDROOM EDITION!!!How’d you like it, pudding?! The best part is… you can now do the deed on the turtle dude (staring down at you) with your boyfriend— 

I’ll have you know I’ve gone through alot to bring you these presents and I hope you like them. I know I can be a huge asshole to you at times but as you know, that’s just how I show my affection so suck it up like a man because this is probably the only day I’ll be nice to you— Despite what how mean I am, you’re still the most precious pudding in this world and I hope you have the greatest day ever. Happy birthday!

Almost forgot — { ‘holds out the Sally plush toy to your chest with a lazy grin;} Here’s something even cuter than you. { ‘smiles;} 

- Chanyeol

Hey Sally, 

Nothing exciting, just y’know, dropping these really expensive, custom made shoes here for — oh I dunno, your birthday maybe? { ‘chuckles;}

But really, Happy Birthday hyung! { ‘he smiles;} Hope you had much birthday sex with the really handsome guy you’re dating who also looks like me and stuff { ‘flips his hair, grins;} 

- Chanyeol

We’ve been together for what, over a week now? But it feels like forever. It’s your birthday now, one of the most important days of the year because it’s the day that you started to exist. And without you, I wouldn’t have found my source of happiness in life.

But I know you don’t want to hear me talk anymore so… onto the presents, right? You probably didn’t even read this note, you little shit—pay attention when I’m confessing my love to you.

Got you a Mickey and Minnie plushes because you’re the Minnie to my Mickey and I dunno I thought it was super cute.

Here’s a jumbo sized Sully because you need someone to protect you when I’m not there. He’ll be my substitute, so hug him tight if you feel lonely, okay?

”Because when I look at you, I’m home.”

Last but not least of all your presents for this year, comes something that I hope you take comfort in.

This is a pendant, where two halves of a heart make a whole. On the side of the pendant, it’s engraved je t’aime, mon ange for I love you, my angel. You were the one who was by my side each time I needed you, and you always held my hand without asking why. I’ve never met someone who could put up with me as well as you do, and for that, you have become my angel.

But I’m not done yet—what birthday would it be without cake? How great would I be if I put a cupcake tower right in the middle of all your presents? Pretty great. I win best boyfriend. So in the middle of all of your presents, here you go, baby. A cupcake tower, topped with white roses.

Happy birthday, Luhan. I hope this year will be your best one yet. I love you, babe. Let’s celebrate all of our birthdays together from now on.

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I READ EVERYTHING, OKAY. I read it all and I’m just. This is so cute. You’re so cute. I don’t. I know I give you the cold shoulder a lot (the tsundere thing or whatever you call me) but I’m so, so, so grateful for everything. All the surprises and out-of-the-blue presents, and everything in between. Contrary to public opinion, I don’t sleep with plushies but I guess I will now, heh. Don’t complain if you wake up with a mouthful of blue hair. But I love it. I love everything. I can’t wait for it to be your birthday so that I can return the favor. Thank you for doing this for me, Channie. Thank you for making this one of the most memorable birthdays I’ve ever had. You’re still pretty gross and cheesy but I guess that’s part of your charm. 我愛你。

/with hands stuffed inside the fluffy interior of his jacket’s pocket, he approached the male not far from his current spot; ‘Aye…./his tongue pokes out the corner of his mouth, dragging along his bottom lip, expression clearly depicting his mood as he stands before the other; ….You wouldn’t happen to have see a basketball ‘round here, have you? /hands pull out from the warmth, making circular motions in front of his chest as if to hold an invisible basketball; It’s ….. round and orange, black strips.

The sound of your approaching footsteps causes him to look up at you with an inquisitive expression on his face. At your description, the corners of his mouth twitch- he’s not really sure if he should be amused or insulted that you’d feel the need to tack it on, so he settles for neutrality instead, shaking his head with an almost apologetic expression coloring his face. “Don’t think I have,” he replies, hands rubbing together as his breath puffs out in front of him. “Looking for one?-”

This is my gift to you, violin pudding boy.

Today is a little different. Hopefully tumblr doesn’t fuck it up or make it look really stupid… but yea. I wanted to give you something different today other then a few kind words. Horrible art from your artist. Enjoy~