spextacle:

jxte:

 

Yes. You clap, and then you offer to buy me some food because my scientific pick-up lines have officially promoted you from “average intelligence” to “average intelligence with a sense of humor”.

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-wait, hold up, food? I barely share when it’s a family thing I don’t know if I’m too keen in buying you some. The promotion is nice, though. I deserve it after sittin’ through that.

That hurts. That hurts a lot. [‘clutches at his chest.] I didn’t give you that upgrade for free, you know.

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